The results from last night’s three Republican nominating contests. [REUTERS]
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SANTORUM SMEARED ALL OVER THREE STATES
OK OMG can I just say that I really want it to be Santorum vs Obama in 2012? More than any of the others, WHAT A CAKEWALK! I mean, okay, they would all be pretty easy to beat, with Mitt Romney probably being the most difficult, but… SANTORUM?! SANTORUM!? HA. Yes, please. On one hand, it’d be depressing to say “given a choice, Republicans in this country actually decide they wanted Santorum frothing up the White House,” but I’ve long since given up on anyone who would still call themselves a Republican these days. I’d rather just have an easy slide into four more years of not panicking about my rights quite as much as I’m used to having to do.


